Take one bulb of garlic.
Use some in cooking and leave on window sill for a month where it will start shooting green sprouts.
Enter one garlic lover
(Person who left it on window sill is not a garlic lover)
Garlic lover decides to rescue said sprouting garlic bulb.
Breaks it into individual cloves and stealthily plants in an abandoned garden bed.
(Garden bed abandoned because above non garlic lover does not have a green thumb)
Results in non garlic lover having a bed of garlic that she will have to give away.
If given to garlic lover it will only reward him for his bad behaviour.
(In encouraging the proliferation of garlic)
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