who is training who

Another exhausting day at doggie school. I am sure Modo the Magnificent truely believes this is where he goes to educate me. He will do what I ask him to do as long as 1.he has finished checking out that cute little number with the long black hair 2. is not watching what is going on in the other field - just in case they are doing something more interesting than him. Or 3. as long as I realise that he is still the one in charge.

Doggie school is a battle of the wits and I am coming in a poor second.

the little car who couldn't

The other night a driverless car deciding it had waited around long enough slowly and silently backed itself across the service road, over the nature strip and onto the footpath. As it made it's way onto Maroondah Highway and freedom it became stuck on the gutter and had to wait there rather foolishly to be rescued by the very person who had left it waiting in the first place. How unlucky can a little car get.