painting?

David started off the weekend to do some painting but began by getting his Bob the Builder fix.
No he hasn't gone mad and decided to put a closet in the stairs.
Course it helps to know where he was doing the painting.   Ceiling and walls and windows  above the stairwell.
Ahhh now it makes sense.
Scaffolding.
Ceiling is looking very good.   One more coat and we can start on the walls.

take one garlic bulb

Take one bulb of garlic. 

  Use some in cooking and leave on window sill for a month where it will start shooting green sprouts.

Enter one garlic lover

(Person who left it on window sill is not a garlic lover)

Garlic lover decides to rescue said sprouting garlic bulb.   

Breaks it into individual cloves and stealthily plants in an abandoned garden bed.

(Garden bed abandoned because above non garlic lover does not have a green thumb)

Results in non garlic lover having a bed of garlic that she will have to give away.  

If given to garlic lover it will only reward him for his bad behaviour.

(In encouraging the proliferation of garlic)

who's one today