Friday 25th
Mum had her first chemo today. They really are special people who work in the chemo unit.
Did you hear about the man who walked into the psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but a piece of glad wrap wrapped around him for a pair of undies. The psychiatrist looked at him and said “I can see your nuts.”
The police stopped two young boys in the street one night. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was swallowing fire crackers. They took them both back to the police station where they charged one and let the other one off.
Don’t blame me for the corny jokes I heard in the chemo unit today. Like I said these are special nurses.
I stayed with mum for her first chemo. There were forms to fill out and a hundred things to know about. We were both given a hot lunch. Fish with mashed potatoes, peas and cheese cauliflower. When mum got up to leave the nurse looked at the chair mum had just vacated and there was a green pea sitting in the middle of it. She looked at mum and said. You’ve peed in the chair.
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