know exactly how it feels

Now know literally what it feels like when the shit hits the fan - or in this case the turbo head of the vacuum cleaner.   Must admit that I was not exactly paying attention while I vacuumed the lage patterned rug on the lounge room floor when the vacuum hit something.   Oh great Willow thank you very much.   Surely you could have waited and gone outside.  I looked at the two little rolls on the floor.   I must have stopped in time as they were still intact and not spread all over the rug.   Without turning the vacuum off I turned the head over to see if it would need cleaning.   Ping, ping, ping, ping and little lumps of soft brown shit were thrown off  by the spinning turbo brushes all over me.   Yep guess the head will need a clean and now me too!